Mix the butter and both sugars together.
Mush the two browning bananas in a separate bowl using your hands or a utensil (do not use a hand mixer or blender for this). The goal is to USE the texture in the bananas.
Add water, vanilla extract, and the banana mush into the mixture. Then mix.
Add salt and baking soda to the mixture. Then mix again.
Preheat the oven to 350°F.
Measure out the flour in a separate bowl. Pour some of it into the mixture (1/2-1 cup each time), then mix thoroughly. Repeat this until all of the measured flour is thoroughly mixed.
Pour the chocolate chips onto the dough, and mix using your own hands. It's pretty hard to mix this using any utensil. Slap on some gloves and mix that batch up!
Roll a ball of dough into your hands (size of a tennis ball, maybe slightly smaller), and then flatten it down to a thick disc.
Place your raw cookie discs onto the cookie sheet.
Place in the oven after the temperature has been reached.
Bake for 10-15 minutes. Start with 10, then you can put back in the oven for another two minutes each time you check. The bottom of the cookies needs to be a golden brown color.
Take out of the oven, and use a spatula to transfer the cookies to a cooling rack. Let sit for a couple of minutes. Resist urge to stuff in face.
Consume, forget other people exist so you eat all the cookies by yourself, rinse and repeat to make the cookies again.